When You’re The Only One Alive That Doesn’t Care About The Solar Eclipse *Insert Fake Cry Here*

Apparently the solar eclipse is like a once in a lifetime thing, and I still don’t care. *rolls eyes*

No seriously, I’m totally uninterested in watching this solar eclipse IRL. Hell I’m not even interested in watching it on TV. Not because I’m already blind and there’s a chance that I could make things worse. (Which I totally don’t freaking need right now.) It also has nothing to do with the fact that I just got fired last Friday … meaning I have way more important things to worry about right now. I’m just not interested. And the fact that I can watch it on TV, means I’m definitely not camping outside, risking my life to watch the Earth do something it naturally does.

It also has nothing to do with the fact that I just got fired last Friday.

I mean, is the world collapsing? Are we dying? No! So what the hell is the big deal? Is it because everyone else is talking about it, and folks just like being with the in crowd? Possibly. Since when did any of you give a damn about what the Earth does anyway? Lol So yeah, no … I don’t care about the stupid eclipse. Hell, I don’t care if I’m the only one in the world that’s not interested in watching it happen. So I guess it’s a good thing it’s not even possible to see it from NYC huh? Lol Just send me the Black Twitter recap, photos and videos tomorrow. Thanks.

But until then, I leave you with this …

Now be honest with me, are you really interested in seeing the eclipse today? If so, leave a comment below and let me know why (or why not) because I refuse to believe that I’m the only one on this planet that isn’t. Someone prove me right, please! Don’t forget to share this post with your friends on Facebook and Twitter. Thanks G! *clipse voice* (Wait, did he even use the term “G”? Lol Probably.)

Featured photo credit: space.com